North London man recovering at home after having to speak against PM on Brexit

Medics report a North London man is recovering at home after having to speak out against the prime minister on an issue related to Brexit.

”It was terrible,” a former colleague told LCD Views, but only after we threatened to expose them as A fake member of the Labour Party, masquerading, who is really a yellow Tory, because they once questioned the Labour leadership’s policy on Brexit/Lexit.

”I heard he was left feeling very faint. It was one of his most difficult days in politics. He’s been an active member of his local branch for donkeys years.”

It’s believed the not very well coded racism in Ms May’s speech about making EU27 nationals second class citizens after March 2019 forced the  North London man to call the press and issue a rebuttal.

”I’m surprised he got on the air, if I’m honest,” the insider went on,

“he has this little weekly local radio gig, well not this week, he was doing something else, which was strange because he talks about issues that impact on people’s day to day lives, and this week has been a shocker for future expectations.

Anywau, normally he’d have a friend talk about Brexit. He doesn’t really want to touch it because he doesn’t want to upset some sentimental types who mostly live up north, but he felt he had to.”

We’re glad he did. May laying down another red line she’ll soon have to scrub out was shaming for its content and context. And the general futility of it.

”He’ll be alright in a day or two. As long as he doesn’t have to speak again about Brexit before the next Conservative Party leadership contest.

Or preferably, the general election in 2022.”

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