Tin foil suit salesmen, Brexiters and biffers are cheering wildly today as the Tory press turns its Sauron like eye onto George Soros.
“It’s almost got me in a state of joy so fierce I’m catatonic,” said Nazi memorabilia enthusiastic, Mr Pond Life,
“I mean Brexit had become a little stale for me, what with my limited attention span and loathing of fact.
But a Jewish conspiracy theory leading by implication to the secret Rothschild bank conspiracy to take over the world and flood MY INGLAND with muslamic refugees?
It’s like winning the world cup of bifferdom for a biffer like me.”
We asked our flat earth specialist, Mr K Nowledge, for his analysis of the latest twist in the Brexit psychodrama.
“Well it’s certainly putting more psycho in the drama,” he helpfully observed,
“and I wouldn’t be surprised if the Tory press go even further and attempt to link it to a secret communist conspiracy sex plot to subvert the will of the people, funded and fronted by others similar to Mr Soros, who are well known for being bang on for promotion of the communist utopia on an earth shaped like a dinner plate.”
It’s also a useful pick me up for a hard right Tory coup that had come to look a bit silly in recent weeks.
What with Boris revealed as a mummy whose mind rotted out centuries past.
Jacob Rees-mogg and Steve Baker revealed as perhaps the least competent conspiratorial pair since the gunpowder plotters.
Nadine Dorris never wanting to play chess again because she can’t understand how to use a bishop and then calling for the game to be outlawed.
The perpetual fumbling machine the government has built on the border between NI and the Republic.
The horrifying economic forecasts produced and leaked by the department that’s supposed to be promoting Brexit.
Not to mention a defence secretary who forgets his chequered past and gets outplayed, finding himself with egg all over his face, after trying to take on Russia for his own party political ends.
It’s not been a good run.
Good thing the opposition are playing the ‘long game’ or the government would have been finished.
“Yes Jewish money conspiracy theory? What’s not to like?
Brexit is all about mobilising race, ethnic, religious hatreds and nationalism towards the ends of neocon capitalists who want to strip away working people’s rights and profit of that and the rest of Brexit.
Imagine the boom in arms sales anticipated if Brexit is successful in the UK, then refined and used cut and paste to carve other countries out of the EU?”
We could go from saying it’s like the 1930’s in here, to it’s like the 1940’s.
“Yes! And how good was the swing music then!”
Well, it’s nice to see some balance in the debate anyway, with the smearing vilification of George Soros, the hard right Tory backing press has shown it still has depths to plumb!
“The only real risk is that Labour finds itself now being attached to a cart and donkey that they perhaps finally don’t want to be seen to help push along the rutted road to Brexit.”
What happens then?
“There’s the outside, and I admit it’s exceptionally distant, outside possibility they switch finally and oppose Brexit, rather than facilitate it.
Which most probably brings down May’s government.
Which will also throw the Tory press barons into such an enraged, monkeys flinging scat at walls frenzy of gibberish, that it breaks the hard right Tory press.
We really do need to take stock of where the United Kingdom is headed, now more than ever with Brexit press trying to Jewish conspiracy card.
Are we determined to move from a neocon Conservative government to the same government, but rebranded over time as national socialism, or not?”
Big questions for a Sunday lunch chat.
“Indeed. Break the Tory press and its democracy rotting power? Who would want to do that? Not old Corbyn. He’s a pacifist.”
Sounds like another attempt to subvert the will of the people.
“Or serve the interests of the many, instead of the few?”
That’s possible too.