The Government has responded rapidly to Speaker John Bercow ruling out filming a third sequel to Downing Street’s rubbish Indy film ‘MV : May’s Brexit Deal’ and ‘MV2 : May’s Brexit Deal – Defeat Me Hard Again’ by skipping straight to producing a fourth show in the franchise.
”MV4 is a real fourth flick in the series. MV3 had to have happened or old rules are rules, zzzz, Bercow couldn’t have sent it straight to DVD,” a Downing Street aide told Radio 4’s baffled review programme, PM.
Why PM was sounding baffled by Bercow’s decision, when millions of ordinary buffs weren’t, isn’t a mystery, they’re always baffled because they pay as much attention to the details of producing events these days as a run of the mill member of the ERG.
”MV4 will most likely be called ‘Return of the farce’, although as the farce hasn’t actually left at any stage that’s a little contentious and we’ll be seeking the DUP’s scriptwriting input on it. They charge for dialogue, but they’re worth it.”
Whatever they decide to call the fourth movie in the MV franchise they’d better get a move on if they want to reach around the maximum audience.
”We so need to get a wriggle on,” the aide agreed, “with our own porn block coming in on April 1st, we want people to watch this without ripping off someone’s identity in order to do so.”
But why would anyone need to do that?
”Because the entire MV franchise is about a country getting soundly buggered.”