Relief at last Britons! Parliament has found a way forward towards solving the impasse of Brexit.
“We’ve probably given the executive long enough to play with the lives of nearly 70m people I suppose?” Oliver Lets-win (MP) told LCD Views,
“personally I would have voted tribally because that’s how we do things here, but part of our tribe, the BORG, wouldn’t vote with our tribe, even though our tribe where offering them what they wanted. Even though members of the other tribe were prepared to vote with us to give our tribe what it wanted,
[this sounds contorted]
“This was weird. The BORG had two shots at it. We’re not sure why they didn’t take any Brexit, given they can’t be trusted to stick to any agreement made anyway?
[what’s your theory why they didn’t?]
“Maybe the moneymen behind them were demanding an even bigger disaster? Or maybe they actually read the impact reports on any Brexit, shat themselves and decided not having Brexit, and screaming betrayal as a cover, was the better way forward?
“At any rate, we’re going to solve it all now with Twister.”
The game will apparently be played this Wednesday and will use the four player rules of the classic 70’s game, used to kick off swingers parties.
“Bercow will be the referee of course. He’s going to spin the wheel and see where the needle lands and then direct us to contort ourselves for everyone’s entertainment. One team will be Brexit and one team will be Revoke. Whichever one is the last one standing gets to keep the country.”
And will the prime minister be taking part?
“No. She’s going to stay home and carry on planking.”