LCD Views’ shock poll of remain voters has revealed the two shocking things the majority of remain voters want most and they are shocking!
We asked a random sample of shocked people who voted remain in the last ballot ever needed in the United Kingdom (the one on June 8th 2017 doesn’t count, because it returned a complicated result, according to both leaders of both main parties) what they wanted most of the next couple of years upon this spitting, spinning ball of rock?
“Definitely to see Nigel Farage stay alive,” was the most common response.
We admit, we were a little shocked.
We are personally glad the milk of human kindness still flows deep enough to be concerned with the physical well being of a walking clusterf*ck of a human being, such as Nigel, but we didn’t necessarily expect to hear such an overwhelming response from a random sample of politically opposed voters.
So we dug a little deeper and asked why?
“So he can see the Brexit project collapse and die, why else?”
Ah, it all makes sense.
And the second shock result?
“To finally be able to come to an answer on the most pressing question I’ve been asking my partner since the 24th June 2016.”
Which is?
“If Brexit actually happens, should we move to France or Spain?”
Why limit yourselves to just those two, we’re sure all EU countries will make it easy for disaffected Brits to relocate, with the assets and their belief in a project that has grown to be so much more than the corporate club the Lexit crowd anachronistically still think it is?
“Fair enough, we’ll see who makes the most attractive offer.”
France or Spain? Greece, France or Spain? Greece, Germany, France or Spain? Greece, Germany, Malta, France or Spain? Greece, Germany, Malta, Italy, France or Spain? Greece, Germany, Malta, Italy, Portugal, France or Spain? Greece, Germany, Malta, Italy, Portugal, Denmark, France or Spain?
The list goes on to include 27 countries eventually. Take your pick.”