Downing Street has hit back against growing claims they are deliberately running down the clock on the negotiations with the EU, claiming instead it’s just a shambles.
LCD Views is an inherently suspicious global media organisation, so we tracked the Secretary of State for Exiting the EU & Reality down within the crumbling walls of Westminster.
We had some trouble doing it.
It took most of the day.
We eventually found him at the Commons bar, where he does most of his preparation for the negotiations.
“We really are doing our best,” D Davis MP (somehow) hit back, “straining every sinew, bursting every vessel. A football match isn’t over if you’re six nil down and there’s still extra time on the clock!”
We’re convinced!
But we fear the growing number of voices on social media that are asking the unreasonable question, ‘Is this administration just a total shower, or are they intentionally making a hash of the Brexit negotiations?’, will only continue to grow in volume.
It’s possible the May government is just running a smoke and mirror show to keep everyone distracted before the UK tumbles over the much mentioned cliff.
Comfortable in the security the malfunctioning BBC and the majority of the MSM, who either want the Brexit project to succeed, in a hard way, or are just too inept these days to find out what is really going on, will allow them to get away with it.
“I would point a finger at the 24 hour news cycle,” an intern in our ‘Brexit ONLY Brexit’ department said, “for the failure for everyone but Channel 4 to interrogate.”
Brexit ONLY Brexit is a large department. We’re always taking on staff. Two new ones for every one we lose to despair.
“The media thinks they have to pump new stories into us like some sort of viagra charged home movie specialist.
They have lost sight of the fact that a lot of the population will actually stop and digest information if it’s presented without clear bias and substantiated. Enough to make a difference at the ballot box.”
So much for him! We can’t see him lasting long.
We’ll take the government line. It’s just a shambles.
But we request people start asking the question,
‘Is the May government intentionally making a hash of negotiations in order to crash out of the EU, and fulfil the wet dreams of the Brexit disaster capitalists? Or are they just staggeringly useless?’
We request people please start asking that online, before we’re out of time.