LCD Views interviewed shadow minister for fence sitting, C Ynical, earlier today and he revealed that for the official opposition achieving Lexit is more important than the NHS.
“No one will suffer once we have a government led by a man whose initials are the same as a famous religious figure,
“Although that in no way explains the sometimes kipper like love of denigration of opponents found in the social media posts of his worshippers. I mean, um, the membership of the party that belong to a militant, sectarian movement that has currently seized surface control of the party.”
They’re building a movement. Be patient. What’s the NHS or universal credit or looking like absolute asshats internationally compared to that?
“Lexit has been our long held goal since the 1970’s. You know the 1970’s? We had blue passports then. Blue passports will be the first tangible success of Lexit.”
When questioned if the official opposition shouldn’t oppose Brexit in order to tear a pack of reckless, greed driven, right wing idiots out of Downing Street, and by doing so, save the economy of tomorrow and the NHS, which media reports state is now so under resourced people are dying prematurely in corridors, the spokesman was adamant.
“Lexit is way more important. Jesus Christ comrade! You’re in danger of being first to the re-education camps with questions like that. I’m beginning to suspect you’re a class traitor Blairite. And we all know there is nothing, nothing worse than that.”
So it looks like the future for the NHS is pretty dicey.
The party that is busily running it down and privatising it is safe in government because the party that could tear them down wants them there to achieve Lexit.
Who’s to blame? Must be the ones stuck in the middle. Yeah. That’s who.