‘…land of the free and the home of the brave?’ removed from ‘Star-Spangled Banner’

TRUMP REICHS ON: News today of the latest executive order from the golf course President Donald Trump.

‘…land of the free and the home of the brave?’ has been removed from ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ by executive order of the President.

The move to update the lyrics of the famous national anthem of the United States of America comes after a push to align the song more closely with the regime currently governing the country.

”It shows how smart Donald Trump is,” a Trump apologist explained, “people hear the song and get the wrong idea about what sort of country the Trump government wants to create. A white country. You know. Skin tone based.”

The line itself was targeted for special attention because the bravery required to reach the USA and cross its borders is not matched by the level of freedom you can now expect once you get here. And because it’s a question and by Donald Trump, it’s been answered.

Suggestions that attention should be given to building the countries on the USA’s southern border, so people don’t feel compelled to flee, have been dismissed.

”Some people are illegal. Some humans that is. Others are not. It’s perfectly binary. Anyone can understand what we’re about now. America has never been a home for immigrants or the sick, poor and vulnerable fleeing persecution. We sprang from the Earth, history free.”

Other lines are expected to be removed or modified in due course, dependent on just how many kids the regime decides to incarcerate in deserts. What they’ll do with them isn’t yet clear.

”We’re sending a clear message the whole world can understand. We need a national anthem the does the same. It’s just good business and smart politics. It’s a legacy thing.”

Plans to change the lines of the Constitution to make it clear all men are not created equal under God and do not possess certain unalienable rights are also afoot. Or ahoof, in consideration of the devil (and friends) who now rules from the White House.

God save America. But not children caged in deserts, clearly, what sort of Christian would do that?

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