‘Team America : World Police’ sequel reveals current North Korean leader is far from lonely

AMERICA F*CK YEAH : The long awaited sequel to the smash hit documentary on US-NK relations, ‘Team America’, is out now and it reveals the current North Korean leader is no longer lonely.

”Kim Jong-un’s father, Kim Jong-il was lonely,” our movie critic recalls, “in fact so lonely he used to burst into song so that everybody knew it. This was captured in the first installment of the documentary series, Team America, which took us into the private, inner world of the deceased dictator.”

But times have changed and so have the fortunes of the leader of North Korea.

”The old North Korea faced a hostile America governed by a president who wasn’t the sharpest, but he certainly wasn’t about to jump on a plane and validate a murderous dictator happily, and unnecessarily, starving his own people. But in Donald Trump Kim Jong-un has found a man with a bigger heart and an imagination to match.”

The sequel allows us to follow Donald and Kim about as they show the world that the tyranny of distance, in terms of governance, no longer applies.

”This is a friendship that has made the world sit up and take notice,” our critic says, “basically the old rules are binned. No more paying lip service to pretending everyone should have a bite of the democracy cake. In fact it seems more like it’s the other way around, as it’s hard to name a tyrant Donald Trump wouldn’t validate.”

But the real winner is of course Kim Jong-un. The moment Donald walked across that border from South to North Korea, next to Kim, the world could see no one can build a wall between these two.

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