PUTIN MOVES ON AND ROUBLING HIS PALMS TOGETHER OVER THE BIN FIRE OF BRITISH DEMOCRACY : Downing Street isn’t taking anything lying down today, least not accusations about its sources of funding. It’s decided to come clean before everything is leaked to the press anyway, from the repressed intelligence report into Russian interference into British elections.
But to build on the transparency, it has passed a new electoral law, under emergency powers, banning any candidate from standing who can’t show they’re Kremlin funded. This happened while you were asleep.
This is expected to be an uncontroversial act.
Especially as the official opposition really doesn’t appear to give two shits about the EUref electoral lawbreaking or the repressed intelligence report. Both of these appear to link so deeply into the corridors of power, anyone would think you could bring a government down with it. If you wanted to. If you started pulling at the threads. But, that would mean giving up on Lexit?
“Clearly London is going to remain one big farking laundromat once we regain power. We’ll have an even greater majority of allegedly Kremlin bought stooges in power,” a Downing Street ‘source’ told LCD Views,
“we’ll stay huge in financial services and high end real estate too. We’ll service anyone you know. Just lay back and think of the percentage you get. Don’t worry about where the cash came from. If there’s a village screwed out of its cash falling apart somewhere. Too far away to see or care about.
“It’s a damn sight better than doing any actual work. You know, production. Actual capitalism. As this is modern Blighty it’s time our politicians came as clean as the pounds and dollars in their pockets and declared how much they get in roubles.
“It’s got to be a level playing field. How can you ask that ex-wife of that former diplomat over dinner to arrange the same level of donations to you if you don’t know what your colleagues are receiving? It’s blatantly unfair, as things stand. Let’s level the playing field.”
The new regulations, which will come into effect immediately, are expected to thin the field of parliamentary candidates for the December 12th GE. This will lead to a less distracting election and give stability and certainty to the population. Whoever wins, you know who’s bought them.
“There’s a bit of unhappiness of course from those that are US billionaire funded,” the source added, “but I don’t see what all the fuss is about? Just shift the cash into roubles before donation to your chosen candidate? There are plenty of apps to do that. And they can shift it into pounds sterling. It’s not rocket science. Although, I don’t know how it’s actually done of course. Maybe people can be paid in fancy cars?”