SEEING IS BELIEVING : THE CON-SERVATIVE PARTY is out front in the facts racket today after head of campaign strategy, The Russian Government, took the decision to rebrand overnight.
“This builds on the success we enjoyed on Twitter last night during the so called leader’s debate,” James ‘king’s fool’ Cleverly told LCD Views, “changing the official Conservative Party press twitter account to appear like an organisation that actually gives two hoots about truth was a masterstroke. We must have fooled one, maybe two voters, before we were rumbled. So let’s go the whole hog!”
Whether or not the Electoral Commission will allow candidates standing in next month’s GE to run under the party name of ‘Wikipedia’ is not yet clear though.
“I wouldn’t worry about the old toothless tiger,” a source in 10 Downing Street said, “we’re going to need to replace most of the ballot papers, after the polling stations close, with more accurate ballot papers anyway. So we can make the change then.”
And to ensure the success of the adoption of a brand with a better reputation for accuracy, the Wikipedia party will be taking out paid adverts.
“Type in Wikipedia in your browser and the search engines will offer you a range of website addresses that at first glance appear to be the actual Wikipedia page. But you’ll just be coming home to us. Which will be nice. Then we can give you facts we’ve created just for you, based on mining your data. These can be updated based on your reactions. It’s about democracy. Try it now, search for Boris Johnson!”
We have.
Boris Johnson : More Churchill than Churchill. A father to the UK who only ever speaks the truth – Wikipedia.