VIRAL RAMP UP : As the used blonde mop (upturned and given human form by a God – smart money is on Loki) of U.K. governance struggles to clean away the mess it’s created, the public have been given fresh advice.
“Trust in your common sense and you may not die.”
This is all very well and good, but what about other people’s common sense? We all know all common sense is created equal, but some common sense is more equal than others.
“There’s the rub,” Professor Two Cents told LCD Views, “pretty much everyone is convinced they have sufficient common sense. Most are correct. But some stick household items up their bum.”
The inappropriate storing of household items isn’t the only clue that trusting to common sense will help control the Coronavirus.
“We also keep seeing complete and utter clowns re-elected to government. Time after time. Take the Home Secretary. A prime example. Gets busted running a private foreign policy agenda. Gets re-elected. Where’s the common sense in that? You get the government you deserve, which is a strong counter argument to the new advice. So I will personally be taking this new advice with a pinch of salt.”
Common sense says don’t do what BoRiS and chums do or say?
“That’s just basic common sense, day after day.”
Common sense, let’s hope it’s as infectious as Covid-19, because it is apparently a pillar of viral control in the U.K. now.
Common sense says that’s nonsense.