WOULD YOU LIKE PEACH, MINT OR BOTH TOGETHER : President Donald Trump is said to be so furious he’s gone to the toilet after people on Twitter mocked him for his misunderstanding over impeachment.
Taking a moment’s break from denying there is anything improper in his dealings with Ukraine, the under fire POTUS tweeted about the beginning of impeachment proceedings directly.
But the strong tweet backfired quickly as Twitter users realised he thought impeachment referred to someone going about saying they were “I’m Peach Mint” and making direct threats at the greatest President America has seen since sometime in January 2017.
And the follow up tweet didn’t improve things for Donnie.
Not only did the second tweet bring more inbound mockery, but people began to question his sanity, in spite of being fully aware of what a great brain Donald Trump has.
How the tweets will impact on his impeachment hearings isn’t clear, although as no ice creams of any flavour are expected to be called to testify before either the House of Representatives or the Senate, it’s believed it won’t unduly impact on the hearings.
None the less, White House sources are said to be leaking details of a new presidential order banning ice cream of all kinds from the White House grounds. Also any golf courses the president may spend time on.
“He’s actually thinking of banning ice cream entering the United States altogether,” one source revealed, “just until he can work out what the hell is going on. So the ban maybe permanent. Or last until he’s dragged squealing and bawling out of office like the overgrown man-baby he is.”