Donald Trump’s award-winning idiocy has plumbed new depths. The neurotic narcissist has retweeted racist videos from Britain First. His insensitive response to criticism has astonished even the most cynical Trump watchers.
One of Trump’s hallmarks is his egocentricity. Put simply: me, me, me. But “Don’t focus on me” is a U-turn that Theresa May herself would be proud of.
LCD’s Raving Nutjobs Correspondent spoke to psychologist Dr Meena Greatdeal to gain an insight into the President’s state of mind. “It’s typical attention-seeking,” said Dr Greatdeal. “Saying ‘Don’t focus on me’ still puts the focus on himself. I think that the President is unaware of how he comes across.”
Either that, or he doesn’t care? “Most likely he hasn’t spared a moment on self-analysis,” retorted Dr Greatdeal. “An intelligent person will reflect upon how their words are likely to be received. Trump has less filter than an untipped cigarette.”
An elementary principle of Physics states that Nature abhors a vacuum. In other words, something – anything – will fill an empty space. In the case of Winnie the Pooh, grey fluff occupied the space normally reserved for a brain. The void between Donald Trump’s ears appears to have been filled with viral racist claptrap.
This elementary reasoning goes a long way to explaining Trump’s recent behaviour. Poisonous rhetoric and rampant egomania are two of the necessary conditions to create a despot. Throw in a complete absence of a sense of humour and you have the full set. Trump is following in the hallowed footsteps of Genghis Khan, Jim Davidson, and Iain Duncan Smith.
“Focus on Radical Islamic Terrorism,” is Trump’s petulant advice to Theresa May. As the UK hurtles towards the Brexit cliff edge like a mentally deranged lemming on speed, May has bigger fish to fry.
Donald Trump initially sent his imbecilic tirade to the wrong Theresa May. Maybe there is also a bit of grey fluff in his head after all.