The government has moved to quell concerns that the democratic “will of the people” maybe overturned by undemocratic actions, such as a different preference being expressed by a majority of better informed people, by moving to enshrine in law the result of the EU referendum 2016.
“You know when you make up your mind about something then you’ve made up your mind about it forever,” a spokes-idiot for Downing Street informed a press corp, that may have contained some traitorous subversives.
“The people have decided so the people have decided.”
When asked if that was how a democratic system operated, the answer was quick to come and well thought through.
“The people have decided so the people have decided.”
Reassurance was given in the promise to still hold elections as expected, or even as not expected, but registered voters will be given a copy of the ballot paper they used on the 23rd June 2016.
“Don’t worry about mix ups. Everyone has now come behind Theresa May’s government and Brexit, so everyone will receive the same, pre-marked ballot paper to put in a ballot box.
“We’ll also be pre-stuffing the ballot box with spares in case people can’t make it to their polling station on the day. Say, people who haven’t registered as a member of a pre-approved political party. That party is the party of government. That’s the party you vote for. That’s democracy now.”
Further questions were raised by treasonous people who should be silenced, such as,
“How can you even hope to get a law change like this through parliament?”
This was answered by laughter and a question in return,
“When has the opposition party failed to support Brexit?”
Followed up with a statement,
“We are really looking forward to having those Henry VIII powers.”
The people have decided so the people have decided was then played on a loop tape and will continue to play until everyone understands that they have already decided what the people have decided.
LCD Views is pleased to support the government message and to remind you, that you have decided. Even if you haven’t, you have now.
We are all now united in Brexit. It’s what the people have decided, which is how autocrats explain to you what you have decided.