RAMPED UP BLAME GAMING : THE UK IS WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH TODAY TO SEE WHICH OF THE LEGENDARY PARLIAMENTARIANS WHO SERVE AS JOHNSON’S RUBBER STAMPS WILL STEP FORTH TO TAKE ON THE UNICEF FOOD CRISIS.
As MPs attended slap up Christmas dinners at their private clubs the global charity signalled Brexit Boris’s UK’s arrival as a global superpower in the ranks of the needy.
But while some unsupportive critics would blame the 10 years of Tory rule for the shameful state of affairs, more fluid thinkers know exactly who is the cause of the hungry bellies.
“It’s clearly the last Labour government,” a 10 Downing Street insider told LCD Views, “there’s a direct line between them and Unicef.”
And it’s fair to say that if Gordon Brown hand’t lost that GE all those centuries ago now there would most likely not be a hunger crisis in the United Kingdom today.
“And what’s more, you can see what the last Labour government will do next if you look forward,” the source points out.
“We’re rapidly regressing the country back to the 19th century in as many areas as we can,” the source explains, “so if you look forward you enter the late 1990’s, policy wise, and that’s the work of a Labour government. Then moving forward you enter the food crisis twenty or so years later.”
Now we have settled on who to blame, the major function of this government, we just need to wait and see which plucky little party loyalist will call Labour out for starving our kids!